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JOSHUA EXPERIENCE RAPOFF...THIS WILL ROCK...I PROMISE U!!!
(i might have sent it sm of u by msn)

Welcome(TO HELL!!!) Joshit(also known as joshua)
Joshua has returned to suckerben.com, he and a few new members of class 2A have joined in...r u ready 4 them? or r u scared!?
8th may 2005


He's Back!!!
www.thejoshuaexperience.blogspot.com is a failure joshua's site will NOT be updated any more untill further notice...

Contents-U'll like it
-Sissy Fight
-Benman Returns (not so good)
-It is it (NEW)

'Sissy' Fight
Joshua is offended when Ben has some talks with cynthia, the offended Joshua challenges Ben to a fight
Ben
Life:122
Attack:113
Skills:Ben Head Slap,
Stick Ben, Ben Tornado.

Joshua
Life:242
Attack:45
Skills:Joshua Sissy Slap,
Joshua Tsunami, Fats Attack.

The Great Battle
Ben-Fan:Hello and I will be giving you the latest updates to "Sissy Fight"
Crowd:SUCKERBEN!!!SUCKERBEN!!!SUCKERBEN!!!SUCKERBEN!!!
Ben-Fan:From The Left Hand Coner COMES... THE ONE AND ONLY(drums roll) SUCKER-BEN!
Ernie(member of the screw joshua club):Screw Him Ben!
Ben-Fan:From The Right Hand Coner comes the fat RETARD (crowd jeers) JOSHIT... oh sorry joshua!
Sam(Ben-Fan's assistant):Thats right its gonna be a great battle!
Joshit(also known as Joshua):I whack ass!!!
Ben-Fan:Shut Up joshit no one wants to hear you speak!
SuckerBen:Erm..ok I'm doing this for Ernie!!!
Bell:DING
Ben-Fan:F*** the bell!
Sam:Joshit begins the match with a sissy slap, he misses by 3meters
Ben-Fan: SuckerBen is approaching slowly...he does his special move Ben tornado ben slaps joshit twice thats gotta hurt joshua loses 100000000 life
Joshit:What the f***!!! Why do i minus so much life?
Ben-Fan:Erm...because I SAY so~!
Joshit:No fair...
Bell:DONG
Ben-Fan:Damm Bell
Sam:Round two!!!
Ben-Fan:Oh? What is this? Joshua releases his fats attack its hit Ben ouch! thats got to hurt Ben does not minus any life...
Sam:oh yeah...
Ben-Fan:Ben touchs joshit whoa joshit loses!!!
Crowd:WHEeEeEEEEEEEErEEEEeeeeeEeEEeeE!!!!!
Joshit:what???
Sam:Joshit is to hurt to fight the next round will be changed to a rap battle...you people lite that?
Crowd:If it screws joshit YES!?!?!??!!!?!!!
Joshit:NO! i'm perfectly fine why should I rap?
Sam:Because I Said so?
Ben-Fan:Oh Yeah spin that shit DJ
Joshit:this boy ben when to the farm he shit in the farm and he is done the farmer kicks his ass he flies away! Horay!
Pro rapper wayne:Not one f***ing word rhymed in your f***ing shit!
Ben-Fan:That totaly sucked
Sam:agreed
Ben:is it my turn??
Ben-Fan:Go ahead! Spin that shit DJ
SuckerBen:What is joshit made of? he is made of fats
he's a f***ing sissy and he wears whimpy hats
we can tell he's f***ing stupid by looking at his face
he is a life form thats been put to waste
wave your hands in the air my friends for today is the day
I'll kick the shit out of joshit and make it your day
make him live wif the pigs till he passes away
cause we all know that he is a F***ING GAY!
Crowd:YeAh WHOoOOoOoOOOooooOOOOOoooOoOOOooo!
Ben-Fan:SUPERB!!!
Sam:I'm touched!
wayne:thats good shit!
Ben-Fan:i think we have a winner SUCKERBEN!!!!
Sam:go on ben you win Cynthia!!!
Sucker-Ben:Oh yeah!!!
Ben-Fan:Whats this?SuckerBen's other girls Ya Jie and Raksha want to challenge Cynthia to a fight for Ben???
Raksha:Thats damm right!
Ya Jie:I'll kick the shit out of her!
Sam:Here we go again....
23rd feb 2005

Benman Returns
Revenge of the JANAN(Joshua Always New And Nice)THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!
I was welcomed in to Gotham city by a unusually thick fog...It looked like it was not going to take long before I found my first big story. I saw a huge muscular man with his fist clenched...was he going to attack me or just wave at me and wish me a nice stay in Gotham city? The man walked up to me and tickled me, just then i descovered this man was worse than evil...he was gay! On making this discovery I started running for my life, as I was blinded by the fog I mistook the hero Atom Ant for a stone and squished him.
No one would ever forgive me for this, I was nobody, I killed a hero.
The dying Ant lay before me, he told me all this could be forgiven...I would have to take his place as a hero and save the city. The Ant past his powers to me and from then on I was known as Benman the superhero of Gotham City. News reporter by day superhero by night.

My most recent problem are a series of sissy gangster raids, the master mind the sissy, gay, b**** ass, joshit and his foolish followers.This was the most organised gangster group as this was the only gangster group left, they call themself JANAN.

A raid was going to be held at the cityhall bank and I was there to stop it. Just then a truck drove by...it was only the mailman. I heard the sound of an explosion...I was too late to stop the raid...but not too late to stop the raiders. I ran into the phonebooth and called for a pizza dilivery to my house at nine thirty, then I pulled off my shirt ,put on my mask , wore my underwear outside and now i was officially allowed too kick JANAN's ass.

It is it "Staring IT(i mean joshit)"
Joshua:Hi i'm...
Joshua2:...A GAY!
Joshua:Are you me?
Joshua2:Yeah
Joshua:You don't look or sound like me?
Joshua2:Look at the wordings before this speach does it have ur name?
Joshua:Yeah but theres a '2'
Joshua2:Thats because i'm 2 times ur value
Joshua:OMG TWO!!?
Joshua2:Yeah but i think its not enough
Joshua:Why?
Joshua2:Two times you does not equal a human...2 times you equals a micro lifeform!
Joshua:Oh!
Joshua2:Watch this!
Alert:Joshua2 has changed his name to Joshua20
Joshua20:Cool eh?
Joshua:NOW UR 20 TIMES MY VALUE!?
Joshua20:Wow...i didn't know u could count...Ofcourse
Joshua:Haha i know how to do that!
Alert:Joshua has changed his name to Joshua30
Alert:FATAL ERROR!
Alert:Comand terminated.
Computer Message:Joshua has changed his name to IT
IT:OMG y did the computer change my name to IT?
Joshua20:Ur IT!
IT:Suck ur dick!
Joshua20: /kick IT
Alert:IT has been removed from the conversation
Joshua20: /invite IT
Alert:IT has joint the conversation
IT:Why did u kick me?
Joshua20: /kick IT
Alert:IT has been removed from the conversation
Joshua20: /invite IT
Alert:IT has joint the conversation
Joshua20: This is fun
IT:No its not!
Joshua20:Wanna hav somemore?
IT: /kick joshua20
Alert:FATAL ERROR!
Computer Message:IT has been removed from the conversation
Joshua20:/invite Ben-fan
Alert:Ben-fan has joint the conversation
Joshua20:Heyz
Ben-fan:Hi
Joshua20:/invite IT
Alert:IT has joint the conversation
IT:My com lagged n hanged.
Joshua20:Good for u
Ben-fan:Tell u what IT go delete ur internet explorer
IT:I can't find my internet explorer!
Joshua20: C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer
IT:k i delet...
Alert:IT has lost conection.
Ben-fan:Shyt he's gone...i'm going too...bye
Alert:Ben-fan has left the conversation
Alert:Joshua20 has changed his name to [wqrwo[f3[fw38`oe132esc;812(*&^$932wjf32/5#5wfWtop'F;tipujwe(#&rOykd;lgkpt
Alert:FATAL ERROR!
Alert:Conection Lost


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